♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You start five new projects instead of finishing the one that’s due. “I’m not avoiding it,” you say, “I’m just building momentum.” You’re chaos in motion and it’s impressive… until you crash.

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

You nap. You snack. You light a candle and set the mood… for doing absolutely nothing. If avoidance were a luxury sport, you’d have a gold medal and matching silk pajamas.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

You call three people, scroll TikTok for 45 minutes, and Google “how to be productive” without ever doing the thing. Your brain is sprinting, but your to-do list is collecting cobwebs.

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You emotionally spiral and convince yourself the task is somehow a personal attack. You can’t possibly reply to that email — you’re still processing a vibe from three days ago.

♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You dramatically announce how overwhelmed you are… and then do anything else. Maybe film a Get Ready With Me or clean your closet while blasting Beyoncé. You’re avoiding, but you look fabulous doing it.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You make a detailed to-do list. Then color-code it. Then rewrite it. Then clean your entire desk. You’re avoiding the actual task, but technically still being productive, which is your favorite kind of lie.

♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You overthink every outcome and ask six people for advice before doing nothing. You’ll spend 3 hours designing the perfect vibe to start… and never start. Aesthetic procrastination at its finest.;

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You act like the task doesn’t exist. Black hole energy. No response, no eye contact, no explanation. Just intense silence while you binge a true crime doc “for research.”

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You book a spontaneous trip, go on a walk, or suddenly decide now’s the perfect time to “find yourself.” You’re not avoiding — you’re “seeking inspiration” from anywhere except your responsibilities.

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You quietly panic, do everyone else’s work first, and then clean your inbox 47 times. You pretend you’re productive so well, you almost forget you’re avoiding something important.

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You disappear into a rabbit hole of weird interests. You were supposed to write a report, but now you’re learning about mushroom foraging and building a DIY water filter. Priorities? Unlocked.

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You disassociate into a daydream where the problem solves itself. You light incense, stare at your ceiling, and convince yourself “everything happens for a reason.” You’re spiritually avoiding — and honestly? Respect.

Johnjay And Rich