♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your brain is finally firing on all cylinders again, so expect less miscommunication and more “I’m actually getting things DONE.” The holiday chaos won’t scare you — you’re speeding through your to-do list like you’re on a timed game show. Just try not to bulldoze slower-moving relatives in the process.

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your peace is returning and so is your desire to be comfy, cozy, and unbothered. Post-retrograde energy helps you set boundaries without guilt — especially around family expectations. This month, you’re choosing joy, snacks, and soft blankets over unnecessary drama.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Mercury Retrograde had you feeling like your brain was buffering… but the WiFi signal is back, baby. Your conversations get clearer, your plans get smoother, and suddenly, people understand what you meant the first time. The holiday season is giving “charismatic, chaotic, but in a cute way.”

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotions stop glitching long enough for you to feel actually grounded again. Expect less spiraling, more clarity, and better communication with family (a true gift). This holiday season, you’re nostalgic — but in the healthy, Hallmark-movie way, not the full meltdown way.

♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Get ready: your sparkle is BACK and you are reclaiming your main-character holiday arc. Retrograde had you feeling misunderstood, under-hyped, and low-key annoyed. Now people are finally giving you the attention and appreciation you deserve — especially at gatherings.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)

Retrograde had your plans in shambles, your routines off, and your patience stretched thinner than wrapping paper on a giant box. But now? Order is restored. You’ll glide into the holidays with renewed organization, clearer thinking, and fewer “why did nobody follow the instructions?!” moments.

♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)

Your social life upgrades immediately now that communication mishaps calm down. Invitations flow in, people stop being weird, and you’re suddenly the charming holiday butterfly again. Expect a month full of cute moments, good conversations, and minimal relational chaos.

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You come out of retrograde like someone just turned the lights back on — everything is clearer, calmer, and easier to navigate. You’ll get emotional clarity around a situation you overthought. The holiday season brings you depth, connection, and maybe a spicy little plot twist.

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Retrograde had you tripping over your own words and fighting with technology like it was personal. Now your confidence levels return, your travel plans smooth out, and your vibe goes back to “festive chaos but in a fun way.” December is giving: bold, adventurous, and slightly unhinged — your specialty.

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your productivity is about to skyrocket now that communication and scheduling aren’t working against you. Holiday prep becomes shockingly manageable. Expect financial clarity, smoother planning, and one big sigh of relief as you realize you’re not behind — everyone else is.

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You’re finally feeling mentally clear again — like someone closed all the background tabs in your brain. Post-retrograde brings creative ideas, better conversations, and a random burst of holiday spirit you won’t fully admit to. This month surprises you in a good way.

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your intuition sharpens again now that retrograde isn’t scrambling your signals. Conversations make more sense, emotions settle, and you’re less overwhelmed by everyone else’s vibes. The holidays bring softness, creativity, and one magical moment that feels straight out of a movie.

Johnjay And Rich