♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re the trick—because you flirt like it’s cardio and ghost like it’s a hobby. You’ll start the drama, win the argument, and somehow make people apologize to you for it. It’s giving “main character with villain tendencies.”
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re the treat that everyone gets addicted to. Cozy energy, elite taste, and you always smell expensive. You’ll ruin people for anyone else just by making them breakfast once.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’re the limited-edition candy—sweet one minute, spicy the next. People never know which version they’re getting, but they keep coming back for the chaos. Honestly, you’re the plot twist nobody saw coming.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re the treat wrapped in emotional barbed wire. You’ll bake cookies for someone and then block them before they cool. Your love is cozy… until it’s catastrophic.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re the treat everyone shows off at the party. You sparkle, you perform, and if someone doesn’t clap, you’ll start your own encore. You’re basically Halloween glitter—impossible to forget and a little hard to get rid of.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re the trick—but the classy, planned-to-the-minute kind. You’ll correct someone mid-flirt, then proofread their apology text. You’re not mean, you’re just allergic to nonsense.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re both, baby. You’ll flirt with everyone, forget who you actually like, and then apologize with a smile that fixes everything. You’re sugar-coated chaos—and somehow everyone’s okay with that.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re the trick people want to fall for. Mysterious, magnetic, and just a little dangerous—you ruin lives, but in an aesthetically pleasing way. The devil works hard, but Scorpio’s charm works harder.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re the trick that shows up uninvited but everyone ends up loving anyway. You bring the fun, spill the tea, and leave before things get serious. You’re basically the tequila shot of the zodiac.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re the treat no one expected. Cold exterior, warm center—like a caramel wrapped in sarcasm. People think you’re all business until they realize you’re actually the best kind of problem.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re the trick that confuses people into falling for you. One second you’re quoting documentaries, the next you’re vanishing for three days. You’re not ghosting—you’re just recharging your mystery.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re the treat that’ll write poetry about someone after one date. Sweet, emotional, and slightly unhinged—you make people feel like the main character, right before you disappear into your own montage.