♈ Aries (March 21–April 19):
Oh, you’re not just hangry—you’re an active threat. You go from “I’m fine” to “burning this place down” in seconds. Feed an Aries first, ask questions later.
♉ Taurus (April 20–May 20):
You turn into a full diva when you’re hangry. Like, “I won’t be participating in life until someone brings me snacks” energy. Honestly? Understandable.
♊ Gemini (May 21–June 20):
Hangry Gemini is just chaos with a WiFi connection. You start arguments for sport and confuse everyone around you—including yourself.
♋ Cancer (June 21–July 22):
You’re the emotional kind of hangry. You’ll cry because your fries took too long, and somehow it spirals into “nobody ever appreciates me.”
♌ Leo (July 23–August 22):
You’re dramatic about being hangry—but you also make it everyone else’s problem. You’ll announce it like it’s breaking news, and heaven help anyone who says, “just wait.”
♍ Virgo (August 23–September 22):
You pretend you’re fine, but you’re not fine. You’ll passive-aggressively reorganize the fridge or rage-text Yelp reviews.
♎ Libra (September 23–October 22):
You try to stay cute while you’re hangry but it’s giving “I’m about to snap and cry in public.” You want food, but you don’t know what food, and the indecision is deadly.
♏ Scorpio (October 23–November 21):
You turn into a villain origin story when you’re hangry. One wrong comment and it’s “we’re never speaking again.” Feed you or fear you—those are the options.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22–December 21):
You get reckless when you're hangry—ordering food you can’t afford or threatening to move countries over a bad burrito. And honestly? Iconic.
♑ Capricorn (December 22–January 19):
You get cold, calculated, and slightly terrifying. Like, "I haven’t eaten in six hours and now I'm reorganizing my life goals." Hangry Cap is productivity on rage mode.
♒ Aquarius (January 20–February 18):
You get weird when you’re hangry. Suddenly you're ranting about your family and air fryers like they’re the same problem.
♓ Pisces (February 19–March 20):
You’re emotionally fragile and dramatic when hangry—like a beautiful, starving Victorian ghost. But the second you eat? Sunshine. Rainbows. Forgiveness.